A rape conviction is better than a VC if you want to stay in Britain

Here’s a quiz. Not a very good quiz because you will know the answer before you’ve finished reading the question. Whether you can comprehend it is another matter. An awful lot of immigrants are allowed into Britain these days and very few deported because they are undesirable. However, as a nation we must draw the line somewhere. So, using your understanding of How Britain Is, estimate which of the following four aspirant British citizens has been told to get out and stay out. And which three can stay?

1) Mouloud Sihali, Algerian. Lived at Finsbury Park mosque, breeding ground of Islamic terrorism. Described in court as “unprincipled and dishonest”. Illegal immigrant.

2) Yonis Dirie, Somalian. Drug addict, armed robber and burglar. Convicted of raping a young woman in London. Illegal immigrant.

3) Tul Bahadur Pun VC, Nepalese. Won the Victoria Cross for taking out a Japanese machinegun post in 1944 in Burma single-handedly. Now 84, of unblemished conduct, suffering from heart problems and diabetes and would like treatment here. Legal applicant.

4) “AS”, Libyan. Islamic extremist involved with Milan terrorist group. Court accepts that he is likely to try to kill us all again quite soon. Illegal immigrant.

You got it, didn’t you? Old Pun’s application was rejected because - and here’s another punchline, in case the first wasn’t funny enough - he “failed to demonstrate” that he had “strong ties with Britain”.

SUNDAY TIMES

8 comments:

SWIFT&BOLD said...

They should welcome this brave soldier to our land and give him every assistance that we can in return for his selfless deeds that he performed for this country.

With regard to the other three, and all other so called immigrants/aslyum seekers they should make it part of their application that they serve this country in the armed forces for a minimum of two years to show their allegiance to their adopted home land preferebly on the front line in Iraq instead of our own boys and girls.

Sir HM said...

When we needed, he gave unconditionally.

Now he needs, he gets a big fukc off.

What sort of a country have we become when we let in scum like the other three, feed them, house them, give them medical care, provide spending money - then we don't even deport them when they commit horrendous crimes. But when a fine old soldier like Pun wants to come in ...

Has anyone seen what arrse are saying about it? Talk about doing their nut.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=66783#1296410

jamal said...

why am i not surprised you found and promote this article.

Barnsley Nationalist said...

Jamal.

Why are we not surprised that this article offends you?
Are you implying that it’s alright to house the other three scumbag criminal pieces of shit?
Do you think that Pun should not be allowed to come here? (That's racist)
I think the next bit is explained in your holy book. Sex and Travel!

Tarn Patriot
PS thanks for the ‘fartworthy’ link on your blog.

SWIFT&BOLD said...

Jam(an)al
i find it hard to comprehend that you are surprised,i take it you are a british national either by birth or adopted,if so you should be proud of gurkha pun or are you part of the state within a state.
Looking forward to meeting you on the front line one day,be lucky.

jamal said...

An article that only managed tofind those with Muslim sounding names as desirable deportees. Very suspect.

Swift, heres your chance:

http://radicalmuslim.blogsome.com/2007/05/21/muslims-rise-against-british-oppression/

wombwell lad said...

Jam(an)al LOL RAOFPML

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